Pappu SMS

  • Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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    Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
  • Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 4 Flowers.<br />
Teacher:  Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 11 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: A Garden!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
    Pappu: 4 Flowers.
    Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
    Pappu: 11 Flowers.
    Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
    Pappu: A Garden!
  • During Exam:<br /><br />

Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.<br />
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!Upload to Facebook
    During Exam:

    Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
    Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
  • Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?<br />
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.<br />
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?<br />
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
    Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
    Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
    Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?
  • Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?<br />
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
    Pappu: Hanji
    Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
    Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!
  • Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.<br/>
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?<br/>
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?
    Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
    Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
    Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!
  • Teacher: What is history?<br />
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!
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    Teacher: What is history?
    Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!
  • Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.<br/>
Pappu: Look above what is that?<br/>
Girl: Sun.<br/>
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
    Pappu: Look above what is that?
    Girl: Sun.
    Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?
  • Girl: I love animals.<br/>
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I love animals.
    Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!
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