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Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! -
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
![Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 4 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 11 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: A Garden!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden! -
![During Exam:<br /><br />
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.<br />
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!]()
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Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! -
![Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?<br />
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.<br />
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?<br />
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? -
![Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?<br />
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!]()
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Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! -
![Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.<br/>
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?<br/>
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!]()
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Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired! -
![Teacher: What is history?<br />
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!]()
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Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history! -
![Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!]()
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Pappu: The lunch bell! -
![Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.<br/>
Pappu: Look above what is that?<br/>
Girl: Sun.<br/>
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
Pappu: Look above what is that?
Girl: Sun.
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?
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