Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass? . . . Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! |
Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers? Pappu: 4 Flowers. Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers? Pappu: 11 Flowers. Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers? Pappu: A Garden! |
During Exam: Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying. Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! |
Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early? Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class. Jeeto: Wow! What was the question? Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? |
Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! |
Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping? Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest. Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired? Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired! |
Teacher: What is history? Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history! |
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument? Pappu: The lunch bell! |
Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak. Pappu: Look above what is that? Girl: Sun. Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see? |
Girl: I love animals. Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta! |