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![Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?<br/>
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends! -
![Pappu was following a girl.<br/>
Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you.<br/>
Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu was following a girl.
Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you.
Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her! -
![Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me.<br/>
Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed?]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me.
Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed? -
![Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?<br/>
Pappu: 2 Books.<br/>
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?<br/>
Pappu: 4 Books.<br/>
Teacher: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books?<br/>
Pappu: LIBRARY!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Pappu: 2 Books.
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Pappu: 4 Books.
Teacher: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books?
Pappu: LIBRARY! -
Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6?
Bunty: No girlfriend!
Pappu: No Audi A6! -
![Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.<br/>
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.<br/>
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius! -
Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Pappu: Pinch the waitress! -
Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."
Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails! -
Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now?
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? Depends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother! -
![Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage.<br />
Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.<br />
Pappu: That's my girl!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage.
Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on.
Pappu: That's my girl!
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