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![Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention.<br />
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention.
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can! -
![Teacher: Count from 1-10.<br />
Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10.<br />
Teacher: What about '6'?<br />
Pappu: I heard Papa telling Mama while reading the newspaper that `6 die in road accident`!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Count from 1-10.
Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Teacher: What about '6'?
Pappu: I heard Papa telling Mama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"! -
![Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?<br />
Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask?<br />
Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?
Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask?
Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene! -
Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have?
Pappu: A new iPhone for me! -
Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play.
Bunty: What makes you think so?
Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better! -
Maths teacher to Pappu, "If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up?
Pappu: Whose pant is it? -
Santa entered Pappu's room and found him asleep on his books, looking tired of exam studies.
He walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and BAAAANG!!! slapped his face... and said,
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![Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?<br />
Pappu: Totally under water.<br />
Santa: What do you mean?<br />
Pappu: All below 'C' level!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?
Pappu: Totally under water.
Santa: What do you mean?
Pappu: All below 'C' level! -
![Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad.<br />
Teacher: Wow, your dad's a millionaire?<br />
Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad.
Teacher: Wow, your dad's a millionaire?
Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one! -
Jeeto: Yesterday, there were two chocolate cakes in the box and now there's only one. Why?
Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn't see the other one!
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