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Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That is unfortunate.
Pappu: What did you say? -
![Jeeto: Why did you put a frog in your sister's bed?<br />
Pappu: I couldn't find a spider!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why did you put a frog in your sister's bed?
Pappu: I couldn't find a spider! -
![Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself.<br />
Bunty: What was it?<br />
Pappu: It was a sign that said, `Bathroom closed`!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself.
Bunty: What was it?
Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"! -
![Teacher: Who was Akbar?<br />
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.<br />
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?<br />
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal! -
![Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?<br/>
Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins. -
![Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.<br />
Bunty: So what did you do?<br />
Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.
Bunty: So what did you do?
Pappu: I turned on the subtitles! -
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6?
Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched! -
Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong! -
Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet! -
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
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