| Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me". |
| Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart. Bunty: Why do you say so? Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her. |
| Pappu: What's green and has wheels? Bunty: Ummm! Don't know. Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels. |
| A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him. Pappu: Are you serious? Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it? Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks. |
| Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple. |
| Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment! |
| Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get? Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes. |
| While filling a form: Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue? Santa: Too long. |
| Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me. Jeeto: Oh dear! How often? Babli: Every time we play Scrabble! |
| Pappu: Hey dad! How do you spell accident? Santa: Y... O... U... |