| A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes". Pappu: That's right, Ma'm. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward. |
| Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two. |
| Son: Papa, what's the meaning of "Like father, Like Son"? Father: B**tard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school? |
| Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called! Bunty: What's it called? . .. ... Pappu: Hawaii Adda! |
| Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label! |
| Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"! |
| Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion. Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it. Teacher: Tell me as much as you know. Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion! |
| Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father? The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu. Santa: But that's right! Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu. "What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa. Pappu: That's what I said! |
| Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'. |
| Pappu: My girlfriend has left me. Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reson for ditching you? Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back. |