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Pappu: We are WTF Generation.
Bunty: You must be. I am not.
Pappu: Cool it. WTF stands for
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WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook! -
Pappu, while fillng out an application form comes across a question, "If there's an emergency, notify ---". He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it.
Bunty: Your parents' name.
Pappu: Isn't it better if I put 'DOCTOR', what're my parents going to do? -
Jeeto and Santa to Pappu, "We have been wanting to talk to you".
Pappu: What's it?
Parents: You have really become disobedient off late.
Pappu: Mom and Dad, it's no being deal. Even I wanted to tell you that from now on, either it's my way or Norway! -
Pappu: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No.
Pappu: Do you even know what I said?
Girl: Yes.
Pappu: What did I say then?
Girl: Will you go out with me?
Pappu: Sure. -
Teacher: Where is your Maths homework?
Pappu: It committed suicide, it had too many problems. -
![Teacher: You're always late in class. Do you sleep late at night?<br />
Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late?]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: You're always late in class. Do you sleep late at night?
Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late? -
Pappu: Please give 500 rupees.
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it. -
Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?"
"No," said the mother, "It's too cold".
"Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?" -
Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing?
Pappu: I am drinking this whisky.
Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol.
Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old". -
Pappu: Mom, Bunty broke a window.
Jeeto: How did he do it?
Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
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