| Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil". The Teacher while correcting him: "You don't have any pencil." "He doesn't have any pencils." "We don't have any pencils." Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?` |
| Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Pappu brought 3 cousins, 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons. |
| Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you". |
| Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Pappu stands up reluctantly. Teacher: Tell me two pronouns. Pappu: Who? Me? . .. ... Teacher: Very good. Sit down. |
| Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad. Bunty: That's weird. But still, how? Pappu: I don't have an iPad. |
| Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM. Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky. Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs. |
| Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed. Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number. |
| Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" Bunty: Then what happened? Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979". |
| Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head? Teacher: Because of intelligence. Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair! |
| Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor. When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift. What was it? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: Obviously, an Apple. |