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Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Pappu: Piiig. -
![Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?<br/>
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.]()
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Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Santa: I think so, why?
Pappu: I need you to sign my report card. -
![Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?<br />Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!]()
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Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution! -
Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine.
Bunty: So what happened?
Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it. -
Pappu: I can't wait till Valentine's day.
Bunty: But why? You don't even have a Valentine.
Pappu: Because I want to make everyone's day miserable by reminding them how alone they are. -
Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.
Bunty: What did she say?
Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot. -
Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.
Bunty: You can improve your game by practice.
Pappu: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though. -
Teacher: What's a good example of Import and Export?
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Pappu: Sonia and Sania! -
Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds".
Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.
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