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Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle! -
Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow.
Pappu: Happy birthday in advance!
Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me?
Pappu: What do you want?
Girlfriend: A 'Ring'.
Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less! -
![Teacher: Where's your homework?<br />
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!]()
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Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it! -
Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy".
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Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!" -
Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called?
Pappu: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark.
Pappu: Bow, wow, wow! -
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could. -
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there. -
![Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.<br />
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.<br />
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar! -
Pappu: I am really fed up.
"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.
Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!" -
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
"You're so stupid," said Pappu.
"That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
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