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Punjabi Girl to her Bengali Boyfriend: Main Kidan Lag Rahi Hain?
Bengali Boyfriend: Bhalo!
Girl: Aur Tu Bandar. Kutte... Kamine... Dafa Ho Ja! -
Main Petrol Pump Aley Nu Keha 20 Da Tel Payi, Yaar.
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Saala Aggo Kenda - 10 Hor Dedo Pump Ch Hissa Pva Dene Aa ! -
![Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!]()
Upload to Facebook Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne! -
When I Whatsapp and you read, we both think of each other. Do you know what that means?
It means...
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Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle! -
Convent School de bachhe Zoo Vichh: Wow monkey is sleeping, don't disturb.
Punjab Govt. School de bachhe: Oh Vekh, Tera Peo Suta Peya... Watta Mar Saale de! -
Pendu Jawaak: Bapu, Main Ikk Billi Agge 2 Chuhe Rakhe... Billi Ne Ikk Kha Lea, Ikk Nahi.
Peyu: O Kyon? Ik Plastic da Houga, Kanjra.
Jawaak: Nahi Bapu. Ik Main Nakk Cho Kadeya Si! -
Bachha: Mummy Tu Ta Kehndi Si Ke Pari Udd-di Hundi Aa. Fir Apni Gwandan Aunty Kyun Ni Udd-di?
Mummy: Ohnu Pari Kihne Keha?
Bachha: Daddy Kehnde Si.
Mummy: Lae Fir Puttar, Ajj Uddegi.. Ohh Naale Tera Peo Vi! -
Wife ko Pyaar Sey Gulaab Maarne Par Response:
English speaking wife: You are really very naughty, Sweetheart!
Urdu speaking wife: Na Karo na, Jaanu!
Panjabi speaking wife: Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra! -
![Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.<br/>
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull! -
Vyaah Karoun Da Ik Fayda Ta Jaroor Hai...
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Paise Bhavein Lagg Jaande Ne... Par Saari Umar Di Cheej Ban Jaandi Hai!
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