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![According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.<br />
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!]()
Upload to Facebook According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
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![I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.<br />
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!]()
Upload to Facebook I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! -
![Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them! -
![In a Church:<br />
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?<br />
Father: No son, you are married!]()
Upload to Facebook In a Church:
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
Father: No son, you are married! -
![Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter! -
![My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.<br/>
Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.
Told her it's because I can't stand doing it! -
![Whoever said `your harshest critic is yourself` obviously wasn't married!]()
Upload to Facebook Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married! -
![I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry! -
![My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:<br/><br/>
1. Nothing to wear<br/>
2. No place to keep all her clothes]()
Upload to Facebook My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:
1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to keep all her clothes -
![Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!]()
Upload to Facebook Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
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