SantaBanta SMS

  • Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
    Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
    Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
  • Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
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    Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Professional courtesy! =======================
  • Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br />
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
    Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!
  • Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
    Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
    Santa: Biwi.
    Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!!
  • Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?<br/>
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.<br/>
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?
    Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
    Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!
  • This joke is logically consistent:<br/>
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.<br/>
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!Upload to Facebook
    This joke is logically consistent:
    Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
    Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
  • Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?<br/>
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.<br/>
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?<br/>
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
    Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
    Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
    Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
  • Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
    Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
  • Doctor: Who did this to you?<br/>
Santa: Wife.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.<br/>
Doctor: Then?<br/>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Who did this to you?
    Santa: Wife.
    Doctor: Why?
    Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
    Doctor: Then?
    Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
  • Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `Where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!Upload to Facebook
    Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
    Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
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