Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman. Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman. Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! |
Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers? Banta: Why? Santa: Professional courtesy! ======================= |
Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes. Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug! |
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ? Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend? Santa: Biwi. Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!! |
Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai? Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting. Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao! |
This joke is logically consistent: Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya. Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi! |
Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge? Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan. Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai? Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari! |
Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls. Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! |
Doctor: Who did this to you? Santa: Wife. Doctor: Why? Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework. Doctor: Then? Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! |
Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?" Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw! |