| If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. |
| I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog. |
| I won't predict anything historic. But nothing is impossible. |
| I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. |
| I'll let the racket do the talking. |
| I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me. |
| I went through baseball as "a player to be named later." |
| I went to a fight the other night, and a Hockey game broke out. |
| I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children. |
| I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional Baseball man. I was lying to the press. |