| All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. |
| Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records. |
| A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. |
| A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. |
| One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. |
| Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. |
| Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? |
| I would have thought that the knowledge that you are going to be leapt upon by half-a-dozen congratulatory, but sweaty team-mates would be inducement not to score a goal. |
| Professional wrestling's most mysterious hold is on its audience. |
| To think of playing cricket for hard cash! Money and gentility would ruin any pastime under the sun. |