A genuine question from women: If refrigerators have lights that turn on when you open them, why can't big purses have them too? |
A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap! |
Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. The Officer is still calculating! |
What takes 24 parking spaces? 12 women drivers! |
Can you beat this? Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her. Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her. Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me! |
Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere! |
I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying! |
Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade! |
Women have three sides: 1. The quiet side 2. The fun and crazy side 3. The side nobody wants to see |
Ladies never make mistakes... They date them! |