Time waits for no man... . . . . . . . . Time is obviously a woman! |
Women are less dangerous when they have wet nails! |
Most dangerous thing in the world: New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver! |
Ladies never make mistakes... They date them! |
Real women don't care about romantic cliches... . . . . . . . . . . Just take her shopping! |
Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut! |
Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot! |
As per survey, 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping. The other 3 are coming back from shopping! |
A woman is like a 'Shadow'. When you walk from behind she runs away, and when you run from her she follows you behind! |
Ladies always crib that the Photograph they take of their husband's is always more flattering than the ones he takes of her. Hence, they invented 'Selfie'! |