Treat your woman with respect... because one day someone will do the same to your daughter! |
Women do not Belch Women do not Snore, and Women do not Fart. Therefore: They must Bitch, or they will Blow Up! |
7 Stages of a Woman's life: Infant Baby Miss Young woman Again young woman Always young woman Forever young woman! |
You mean to say - the rest of the days aren't Women's Days? Challenge accepted! |
Girls seek attention! Women seek respect! |
Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink! |
One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages! |
Typical Girl: Last Name - Ever. First Name - Don't talk to me! |
Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum! |
Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE: Most irritating moments - Morning alarms Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working. Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping! |