Women SMS

  • Treat your woman with respect... because one day someone will do the same to your daughter!Upload to Facebook
    Treat your woman with respect... because one day someone will do the same to your daughter!
  • Women do not Belch<br />
Women do not Snore, and<br />
Women do not Fart.<br />
Therefore:<br />
They must Bitch, or they will Blow Up!Upload to Facebook
    Women do not Belch
    Women do not Snore, and
    Women do not Fart.
    Therefore:
    They must Bitch, or they will Blow Up!
  • 7 Stages of a Woman's life:<br />
Infant<br />
Baby<br />
Miss<br />
Young woman<br />
Again young woman<br />
Always young woman<br />
Forever young woman!Upload to Facebook
    7 Stages of a Woman's life:
    Infant
    Baby
    Miss
    Young woman
    Again young woman
    Always young woman
    Forever young woman!
  • You mean to say - the rest of the days aren't<br />
Women's Days?<br />
Challenge accepted!Upload to Facebook
    You mean to say - the rest of the days aren't
    Women's Days?
    Challenge accepted!
  • Girls seek attention!
Women seek respect!Upload to Facebook
    Girls seek attention! Women seek respect!
  • Why do women have small feet?<br/>
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Upload to Facebook
    Why do women have small feet?
    So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
  • One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages!Upload to Facebook
    One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages!
  • Typical Girl:<br />
Last Name - Ever. <br />
First Name - Don't talk to me!Upload to Facebook
    Typical Girl:
    Last Name - Ever.
    First Name - Don't talk to me!
  • Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!
  • Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:<br />
Most irritating moments - Morning alarms<br />
Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner<br />
Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen<br />
Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school<br />
Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday<br />
Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.<br />
Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:
    Most irritating moments - Morning alarms
    Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
    Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen
    Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school
    Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday
    Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.
    Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!
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