| No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it. |
| Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all! |
| All I want is less to do, more time to do it and higher pay for not getting it done. |
| Make crime pay, become a lawyer |
| A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles. |
| Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. |
| I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. |
| Business is a lot like a game of tennis - those who serve well usually end up winning. |
| There is no fatigue so wearisome as that which comes from lack of work. |
| I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. |