| Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time |
| I'm a miracle worker. It's a miracle if I work |
| Holidays make you feel good enough to return to work. And so poor that you're forced to |
| If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work |
| I once worked as a horse trainer. It was a stable job. |
| As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard. |
| Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work |
| Even experienced public speakers get butterflies. The trick is to make them fly in formation. |
| All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance. |
| Getting to work on time only makes the day longer. |