| We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done. |
| The man who says he's boss at home is lying, single or just plain stupid. |
| We do precision guesswork. |
| Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it. |
| The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies. |
| Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
| I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless, of course, I want to stay employed. |
| I like my job! It's the work I hate !! |
| Avoid mailmen. They're carriers! |
| Hard work must have killed someone! |