| I love my work, I could sit and watch it all day long. |
| Doing nothing is the hardest work of all. No breaks, no days off. |
| Don't be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. |
| Freedom defined is freedom denied. |
| Just because it pays well doesn't mean it's a good job. |
| You can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold. |
| My job is secure. No one else wants it. |
| I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. |
| Being bored is an insult to yourself. |
| Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen |