| There's no sense in being pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway! |
| A man is closest to perfection when filling out a job application form. |
| There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. |
| Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. |
| No matter how busy I am, I'm never too busy to stop and complain about how busy I am. |
| A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again. |
| Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears. |
| Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off. |
| The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do. |
| Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done. |