| During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa. |
| Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. |
| An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. |
| Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. |
| Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. |
| Organized people are just to lazy to look for things. |
| Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster! |
| Everyone brings joy to this office...Some when they enter and others when they leave! |
| Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. |
| Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. |