| Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work. |
| Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing. |
| Surprise your boss. Get to work on time. |
| I hate coffee. It keeps me awake at work. |
| For a real quick energy boost, nothing beats having the boss walk in. |
| Choose heaven for the climate & hell for the company. |
| If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person, he'll find an easier way to do it. |
| It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. |
| Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. |
| People are always available for work in the past tense. |