| I love hard work; I can really look at it for hours. |
| Ever noticed that even the busiest of people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are ? |
| I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work. |
| Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? |
| Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? |
| Do pilots take crash-courses? |
| Why is that Boss is always early when you are late and late when you are early. |
| Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time. |
| Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I don' t want to take any chances. |
| A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station |