| Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
| You're just like Mondays. Nobody likes you. |
| I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. |
| Teamwork gives you someone else to blame. |
| The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! |
| That`s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. |
| Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. |
| Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. |
| The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name. |