| Sign at a Barber's Saloon: We need your heads to run our business. |
| I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. |
| Who stopped payment on my reality check? |
| Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? |
| In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' |
| We work to become, not to acquire. |
| For me, hard work represents the supreme luxury of life. |
| The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them. |
| Be thankful for problems or idiots would have your job. |
| I've been working for this company ever since they threatened to fire me. |