| After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. |
| Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test. |
| To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in |
| If you've been sacked from every job you ever had, at least no one can call you a quitter. |
| For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe. |
| Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. |
| Some people can look so busy that they seem indispensable. |
| Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work. |
| Some people aren't officially angry until everyone knows about it. |
| I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch. |