| I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem. |
| I've got to sit down and work out where I stand. |
| Never start a project until you've picked out someone to blame. |
| Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall never be unemployed. |
| A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers. |
| You may not get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get. |
| For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe |
| Civil servants are neither civil nor servile. |
| The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important. |
| Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. |