No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!
Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!
Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it's you...
Calling to say - I miss you!
The night was dark, the moon was high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words...
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I... La... puncture!
Youre not only my Candy, you're also my Crush;
Whenever I see your Pic, it makes me blush!
If you read this message, you owe me a Hug;
If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss;
If you save it, you owe me a Date;
If you reply to me, you owe me "All of the above".
But if you ignore, you are mine!
So plan your move accordingly!
If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye!
Truth is if I could be with anyone, I would still choose you!
My heart has a room and it's empty. Do you want to move in?
You wanna know who's amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again!