It is better to give than to lend; and it costs about the same. |
Some people are wise, some are otherwise. |
Handicapped Golfer: A man who plays golf with his wife! |
Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn out the lights. |
If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing. |
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. |
After winning an argument with his wife, what should a husband can do to maintain better relations? . . . . . Say 'Sorry'! |
Failure takes the path of least persistence. |
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that! |
You should go and see my doctor - you won't live to regret it! |