Alimony: Having an ex-husband you can bank on! |
Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two. |
What this country needs is fewer people telling us what this country needs. |
Golf: The only game that depreciates above par! |
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed! |
For some reeson, I've never yet won a gaim of 'Skrabel'. |
People should look like their personalities. |
Indecision is the key to flexibility. |
Familiarity breeds children. |
Some people have tact, and others tell the truth. |