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![If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.]()
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My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips! -
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![Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.]()
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The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. -
I believe that dust protects furniture. -
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I've got a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
