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If you run like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. -
![People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.]()
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If I don't pay alimony this month, can my wife repossess me? -
![A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.]()
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Tea is for mugs, but coffee isn't my cup of tea either. -
![Someday is not a day of the week.]()
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![Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.]()
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It is better to be pissed off than pissed on. -
People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
