Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant. |
I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you. |
Crime is merely politics without the excuse. |
Chemistry jokes are 'So dium' funny. |
Politics: Too many crooks spoil the broth. |
You are never too blonde to learn. |
Sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done. |
If you hold in a burp does it eventually become a fart? |
If a boy is a lad and he has a step father, is the boy a step ladder? |