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Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose. -
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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. -
People will follow your footsteps more readily than they will follow you advice. -
Cripple jokes are mean, I can't stand them. -
Life is a one time offer - use it well! -
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It's not a shortage of judges that causes the problems in our courts; it's the excess of lawyers. -
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. -
If those NASA scientists are so smart, why do they all count backwards?
