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Practice safe eating... always use condiments. -
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. -
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. -
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points. -
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy! -
~ Cole Porter, The Complete LyricsI get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you? -
Men in a singles bar have one thing in common... they're all married. -
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Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one!
