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A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire! -
Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it. -
Microsoft is to software what McDonald's is to gourmet cooking. -
Speaking your mind ISN'T the same thing as using it! -
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. -
![A handkerchief should be called 'Cold' storage.]()
Upload to Facebook A handkerchief should be called 'Cold' storage. -
Migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter. -
Undertakers are nice - they're the last to let people down. -
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you money. -
If it weren't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for everyone.
