Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. |
If all is not lost, where is it? |
A thousand words are worth a picture... and they load faster, too. |
Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath. |
If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm. |
Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole. |
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap... you choose. |
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? |
It was all so different before everything changed. |
A lot of people say I'm egocentric, but enough about them. |