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There are two kinds of fishermen: those who fish for sport and those who catch something! -
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? -
If a pet dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy. -
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice? -
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Upload to Facebook Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention. -
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. -
How fast do hotcakes sell? -
An antique is an object that has made a trip to the attic and back. -
Nothing's more expensive than a woman who is free on the weekend. -
The lollipop industry is making suckers of us all.
