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The longer you wait in a queue, the greater the probability that you're in the wrong queue. -
![Undertakers are the last people who will let you down.]()
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What did people go back to before drawing boards were invented? -
![When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.]()
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? -
He doesn't get even... he gets odder. -
If you cook alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended, It could spell disaster. -
Rich foods are like destiny. They, too, shape our ends. -
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -
Shortbread: They're not making it any longer.
