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You don't get to choose how you're going to die... only how you're going to live. -
If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right. -
Success comes in cans... Failure comes in can'ts. -
Worry often gives a small thing a large shadow. -
Never trust a doctor whose office plants have all died. -
![A golf course is a site to be holed!]()
Upload to Facebook A golf course is a site to be holed! -
![Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.]()
Upload to Facebook Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. -
I tried sniffing Coke once, and the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. -
You can't change a man... unless he's in diapers! -
Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear.
