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![Love: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage.]()
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. -
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. -
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy. -
When all else fails, lower your standards. -
Why don't pigs turn into men when they get drunk? -
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Confession is good for the soul...but bad for your career. -
You can't plow a field by turning it over in your mind. -
Always see the bigger pitcher.
