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![Always listen to people when they are mad because that is when the real truth comes out!]()
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A miss in the car is worth two in the engine. -
If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship? -
At 65, you begin to regret the sins you did not commit. -
The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast. -
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. -
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at Maths! -
![Men are like fast food... they never look as good in real life as they do on TV!]()
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![Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.]()
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Hospitals are the only place where the word 'Positive' means bad news!
