I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food! |
You can't be late until you show up. |
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. |
I may have my faults; but being wrong isn't one of them. |
When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. |
Ulcers aren't the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what's eating you. |
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. |
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow. |
The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying. |
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. |