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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs! -
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In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament. -
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![My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.]()
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. -
Philanthropist - One who returns to the people publicly a small percentage of the wealth he steals from them privately. -
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