Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? |
I never finish anyth |
I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR. |
Don't steal. That's the government's job. |
Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped? |
A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital! |
What's Checkmate? You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?" You can't say YES and you can't even say NO! That's checkmate! |
He who hesitates is probably right. |
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. |
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. |