Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people: If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse! |
Some biknis are smaller than their price tag. |
I went into the changing room several times, but it was still the same. |
The chief stealer of T-shirts in order of size is still at large! |
Be careful - the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow! |
The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am. |
Six munts ago, I cudn't even spel executiv. Now I am butter. |
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. |
Plastic Surgeons are judged by the face value. |
Multitasking - Reading in the bathroom. |