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I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born. -
A burp is just a fart that took the elevator! -
Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section? -
![My wife used to have an hour- glass figure, but the sand shifted.]()
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Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup! -
![When life gives you bullshit, package it and sell manure.]()
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. -
![Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.]()
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One is never too old to learn something stupid. -
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
